Saturday Historical Insight Tour ....
(Gawla' an' surroundin' Pubs)

Crawla's, :
Paul & Paula
Tony & Sandra
Graeme & Sharon
Rick & Cindy
Iggy & Jocelyn
Jill & Terry
J-C & Jane
Kym
Snoopy & Rut'

On behalf o' all participants, we thank yo' ass Paul an' Paula 4 organisin' such some great event. Word to yo' mama. Da event wuz 'estreme-like successful!

Historical hotels visited an' brews sampled (down low, in orda')

Sandy Creek
Lyndoch
Williamstown
Da Bakehouse Tavern
Criterion
Relashuns Railway
Southern
Old Spot
Kingsford
Fibba' Maggee
Gawla' Arms
'eschange
Bushman
Willaston

J-C wuz wassups customary 45 minutes late, an' we all agreed dat Jane an' himself gots'ta have plum completed some winery tour. J-C could not ankle in some straight line afta' da damn fust pub.

Da Designated Juiced Skivvy wuz proud-like worn by yo's truly, an' lata' by Terry.

At Sandy Creek, J-C bared wassups buttox 4 da gay element amongst our group.

Sandra wuz disappointed at da damn lowly advertised price o' $2 4 Lap Shakin' ass.

Da lunch at da Bakehouse Tavern wuz top shelf. Well presented tucka' wuz thorough-like enjoyed.

Da eightball championship wuz fluke-like won by Tony an' Terry.

Da rock, papa', scissors championship wuz unfortunate-like won by Iggy afta' keen-like fought out eliminashuns. Da crowd favourite wuz pipped at da post an' demands some re-match!

Da majority o' da damn pubs wuz bloody terrific t' visit.

Da Relashuns Hotel had everyone behavin' themselves wit' da strict rules bein' adhered t'.

We lost count on da numba' o' drinks dat Jocelyn an' Cindy had been sneekin' behind deir hubbies bax.

Da Southern Hotel gave us some taste o' da badass life, wit' da upmarket deco'’.

Da Old Spot had some real friend-like ambience, wit' Sharon enjoyin' some fat-ass pokie win. Sharon wuz not some happy goat when da barman axed 4 $67 4 ha' shout o' drinks.

I enjoyed some Guinness an' Cindy loved ha' Shamrock when we re-visited da Fibba' Magee.

Da Willaston wuz some top choice 4 dinna' wit' some great selecshun o' eats in some well presented environment.

Afta' distributin' some few anti-pokie laiflets t' some few o' our club pokie addicts, I wuz told in no uncertain terms where t' stick them! Yo' mama. In retaliashun, some kinda' alcohlic posta's wuz stuffed in where da sun duzn't shine.

Graeme, Sharon, Cindy an' myself enjoyed some few mo' drinks an' shook ass t' da damn beat o' "Risky Business" at Da Gawla' Arms until about 11pm.

Afta' witnessin' da weekends events it has been decided t'invite some guest jivea' from Alcoholics Anonomous t' some meetin' lata' in da yaih'.

tank' yo

Rick

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